Uuuhhh..

I did a Google Image search for "pig tails." My original intent was to write about how my favorite way to wear my hair is in this style (keeps the difficult bangs back the best, suits my face shape the best):

But am sadly stymied as 1) is exceedingly unprofessional and 2) being Asian with a young-ish face seems to make the pervs come a'runnin' when I'm so coiffed.

But didn't realize a search would yield naked picture after naked picture.

There are a lot of naked women out there.

In pigtails.